Twitter Buzz on Kitchen Appliances

jpzbot

Komachi please don't put your scythe in the refrigerator jpzbot

I'd like to have a fridge in here

Sue me, I like it. Discretely chopped and screwed funk and pressure cooker-compressed

👀 Good morning 👀...is that the fridge I hear opening? What's for brekkie!? 😋

Well i poured my sins to a fluorescent sky and the stove caught my tears and the sink saw me cry

lorraine

Many years a go, my mate was evolved in a chip pan fire. His numb nuts mrs overheated a chip pan. He shouted to get it off the cooker. She moved it to another hob what also was on. He took it outside, except they lived in a flat. She opens bottom door, then....lorraine

How to ruin both an oven and a dildo in one simple step! 1. bake the dildo

The refrigerator is loaded with sweets i need insulin tomorrow

Thank you! Now get that kettle on! https://twitter.com/bronaghgallagh1/status/139275130...

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I remember when i was a kid i liked the flavor of this one medicine so i drank all of it then my parents saw me shaking in front of the refrigerator so they rushed me to the hospital

It’s spaghetti in the fridge

I like that someone brought an oven mitt to the MLB one day and was like “it’s a sliding mitt that will be $60” and they were like “done”

Your fridge actually hit michy''s balls and wasn't sent off and also literally pulled azpi in October's clash....so you should be the last one mofo https://twitter.com/Ansh71063729/status/139269972632...

Is your refrigerator running @TheEllenShow

Nipple piercing problems: hitting them on the fridge door🙃 OUCH🥺

Late night curry time. commence the rice cooker

You couldn't pay me to choose a "smart" fridge over a regular one. https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/13926740763977...

6 beers in and I'm debating on the can of victory ipa I have in the fridge

I'm muuuuuuch further away. If I was... watching Horror Movies, eating pizza, popping popcorn on the stove, chopping wood, telling scary stories by the fire, therapy sessions & life lessons w/ Dr Axe... would be on the "Bearded Axe Sitter Services" fun list. *knocks on door slow https://twitter.com/Quintuga/status/1392685400116793346

VWFC OptimistsUnion

After a tight Whitecaps loss, it’s very important to eat a lot of cheesy oven enchiladas. VWFC OptimistsUnion

It dawned on me that when @chyckweed comes to visit, she might not want to see me chugging orange juice out of the container. Guess I'll be ducking behind the fridge door! https://twitter.com/_Nic_Diamond_/status/139269952...

Do u guys fry fries or baked them in the oven?

Always talking bout I want cookies and by the time I done taste test when they come out the oven I don't want again

Kim Reynolds taking $ out of Iowans pockets to give it back to the government because they don't have enough burger flippers and floor cleaners. Not because some of her buddy's are getting unemployment, it's her buddy's needing a driver or dishwasher. Remember come Election time!

I’ve never used my rice cooker and I’ve had it for 4 years

'Cause there we are again in the middle of the night We're dancing 'round the kitchen in the refrigerator light Down the stairs, I was there I remember it all too well, yeah

The kettle corn Popcorners are so addicting

I say as I open my full sized fridge every day… https://twitter.com/immrtransistor/status/1392649244...

Trying decide if I wanna slave over a hot stove or just buy something from somebody already sweating by the hour 😅

Does a dishwasher have to be this hot? https://twitter.com/se0arms/status/1392344601999122433

I think where I drop the ball as an adult is keeping my fridge stocked. Yes there is always iced coffee and Coke Zero but there is never any food lol

There's kfc laying in the fridge but it feels illegal to eat any

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Jack Dorsey closes the fridge door with his hips

This random but it’s crazy how foil be in the hot oven but it’s hot to touch. How that work lol

Why on earth do people try to talk to you on snapchat? I can't remember what I opened the fridge for, how am I supposed to remember a message I sent hours ago???

Its so hot in the philippines i feel like im inside an oven with layers of thick clothes on

Progesterone has turned me into a marshmallow girl with a non-stop desire to inhale the whole fridge Oh no wait that's just been me since age 19 The consecutive girl orgasms that leave me shaking well, those I can definitely blame on the progesterone