Twitter Buzz on Kitchen Appliances
Many years a go, my mate was evolved in a chip pan fire. His numb nuts mrs overheated a chip pan. He shouted to get it off the cooker. She moved it to another hob what also was on. He took it outside, except they lived in a flat. She opens bottom door, then....lorraine
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I remember when i was a kid i liked the flavor of this one medicine so i drank all of it then my parents saw me shaking in front of the refrigerator so they rushed me to the hospital
I like that someone brought an oven mitt to the MLB one day and was like “it’s a sliding mitt that will be $60” and they were like “done”
Your fridge actually hit michy''s balls and wasn't sent off and also literally pulled azpi in October's clash....so you should be the last one mofo https://twitter.com/Ansh71063729/status/139269972632...
Is your refrigerator running @TheEllenShow
You couldn't pay me to choose a "smart" fridge over a regular one. https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/13926740763977...
I'm muuuuuuch further away. If I was... watching Horror Movies, eating pizza, popping popcorn on the stove, chopping wood, telling scary stories by the fire, therapy sessions & life lessons w/ Dr Axe... would be on the "Bearded Axe Sitter Services" fun list. *knocks on door slow https://twitter.com/Quintuga/status/1392685400116793346
After a tight Whitecaps loss, it’s very important to eat a lot of cheesy oven enchiladas. VWFC OptimistsUnion
It dawned on me that when @chyckweed comes to visit, she might not want to see me chugging orange juice out of the container. Guess I'll be ducking behind the fridge door! https://twitter.com/_Nic_Diamond_/status/139269952...
Always talking bout I want cookies and by the time I done taste test when they come out the oven I don't want again
Kim Reynolds taking $ out of Iowans pockets to give it back to the government because they don't have enough burger flippers and floor cleaners. Not because some of her buddy's are getting unemployment, it's her buddy's needing a driver or dishwasher. Remember come Election time!
'Cause there we are again in the middle of the night We're dancing 'round the kitchen in the refrigerator light Down the stairs, I was there I remember it all too well, yeah
I say as I open my full sized fridge every day… https://twitter.com/immrtransistor/status/1392649244...
Trying decide if I wanna slave over a hot stove or just buy something from somebody already sweating by the hour 😅
Does a dishwasher have to be this hot? https://twitter.com/se0arms/status/1392344601999122433
I think where I drop the ball as an adult is keeping my fridge stocked. Yes there is always iced coffee and Coke Zero but there is never any food lol
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Why on earth do people try to talk to you on snapchat? I can't remember what I opened the fridge for, how am I supposed to remember a message I sent hours ago???
Progesterone has turned me into a marshmallow girl with a non-stop desire to inhale the whole fridge Oh no wait that's just been me since age 19 The consecutive girl orgasms that leave me shaking well, those I can definitely blame on the progesterone
I have a 3lb cross rib roast in my fridge. I’ve covered it in salt, pepper, and chili powder. How should I cook it tomorrow?
I only ate these when there was nothing in the fridge, cabinets, and pantry... https://twitter.com/fuckyocurve/status/1392238344877...