Twitter Buzz on Kitchen Appliances

[ digging through the fridge again. what will he discover. ]

Eating cheese raw out the fridge is so based

I told my coworker I forgot my watermelon is the refrigerator.. she said I always forget everything 🥲 I don’t mean tooo😅

Pot, meet kettle. God understands irony. He invented it. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/sotomayors-wealth...

The fact my son is the size of an easy bake oven still chilling in Adri small frame 41 weeks in tells you all there is to know about how my week been 😓

ㅤㅤ just from hearing his response, sam playfully rolled her eyes. summer has never been her favorite nor is it for everyone as she is considered a walking refrigerator. ❝ tell me about it, if there was a frozen chamber, i'd be happy to rest until evening arrives. ❞ ㅤㅤ https://twitter.com/nonebelieved/status/167910101960...

Olhão - my evening view. I’m beginning to think I’m going to start Vampire hours given the heat. It’s like opening a hot oven…but it’s a dry African not humid 🌅

For 3 days in a row I have gone to make a cup of coffee, but neglected to switch the kettle on, resulting in me pouring stone cold water into the cup that has the coffee and milk in. I think I’m going around the bend

Yeah, but there’s also a lot of stoves callin the kettle black. (Not you) but I’m just sayin…. https://twitter.com/mochaskynndee/status/16791781868...

I have to stay up until 11 so i can get this refrigerator and im so mad about it

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Taste testing crackers that have been placed on the fridge over night to see which ones will keep their crisp. We have a winner! ♥️♥️♥️

Poundtown be soo fun until you end up with a lil pound cake in the oven 😂

"that's why i ask you," he returns, voice sweet as spun sugar as he takes back the mug, standing to begin preparing another. flipping the kettle on, he lounges against the counter to wait, expression tranquil. https://twitter.com/yuyurins/status/1676383314847084544

A mere eleven months after I moved into this house, the dishwasher has a front on it, and there is a curtain pole above every window

Are refrigerator manufacturers making them louder?? Did someone ask for this???

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Sausage and cabbage is so easy to make in the slow cooker 👍 Recipe: https://www.kimschob.com/bacon-wrapped-salmon/

The pot calling the kettle black. https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger/status/16788431913...

Draymond (feat. Stove God Cooks & Rome Streetz) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilpq4YKQDc8&fe... via @YouTubeMusic

But that’s just a result of me paying attention.. to all these girls who move like n%%as with the same intentions.. fortunately my head sprung was a fading symptom.. and all her bread crumbing ain’t lead me into the same convention (oven)

Wait they have no stove or oven??

Thankful for protection as I left my oven on overnight! 🥴🫠

Latest news: Refrigerator Water Closes The Veins Of The Heart https://www.kimschob.com/bacon-wrapped-salmon/

It rules so much that every time I punish myself by checking the Explore tab, there's a new tweet claiming Carlos Sainz is, like, deleting files from Ferrari's set-up servers, quietly unplugging the hospitality mini-fridge, going around the factory kicking front wings etc F1

Stepping outside is like walking into a giant hair dryer. Accidentally brushing metal and other surfaces can feel like touching a hot stove. https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-worl...

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RobanStores pastry whatwouldyoudo

The smile on her face says it all 😃 What would you do if you won Roban bread straight from the oven? RobanStores pastry whatwouldyoudo https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-worl...

Special chicken pasta lasagna recipe without oven |Chicken lasagna recip... https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-worl... via @YouTube

Tomorrow is our biggest work event. Bigger than Christmas! I woke from a nap last weekend angry with myself. Why hadn't I thought of staging photos with the toys in Mum's spa bath, & making pizza in the pizza oven in the courtyard off my room. Reader, neither of these exist

My fridge still being used as a weapon. High level weapon

Quoth the cRaven - Vote YES! it's only right.

Haha. Outback caravaners and campers be like; Yes it's 27° in the shade, but it doesn't feel like you're out bush if you don't have a camp fire. Meanwhile, dinner is cooked on the gas stove or Webber...& sit around complaining that it's hard to find a tree, branch or bush to burn

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Revenge Is a dish Best Served Cold, Straight From The Refrigerator Of Reputation And which You Were Probably saving For breakfast. Forgive me. It was delicious. So delicious And so cold. And Well-reputed. Whaddaya think? What's up with Peterson these days? https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/167886807...

WeDoMoreWednesday

My fridge needs repairs WeDoMoreWednesday https://twitter.com/AbsaSouthAfrica/status/167899264...

Regular stove is on the fritz. gonna try and make burgers in a toaster oven. if you don't hear from me again, know that i failed, and i deserved it

When my fridge kicks on, the fundamental of its noise is a noticeably sharp F4 this tweet brought to you by my acoustic ADHD

Here’s what’s in my fridge at the moment W or L?

Nick Smith Jr’s skillset is tailor made for the NBA game! Certified Cooker! 🪣🪣🪣

So hot I just got up to check my oven cause ain't no way

Me looking for snack: Do I make these spaghettios? Ooh what about Mac n cheese? No I still have some leftovers in the fridge! Nah oh I know raviolis! I’m not even that hungry I don’t need all this. Back to thinking of leftovers. To only eat a pickle💀

If you left it in the oven for more two hours it's gonna turn into diamonds https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/16789146437...

I cant sleep bc my dishwasher is screaming while it cleans💀💀 https://ngl.link/karlirobbins

Everytime this French dishwasher is at work he just spend the shift telling me he love me 🥲 please

I love my wife but sometimes she asks the most ridiculous questions. Things like, “did you eat the leftovers in the fridge? Right before dinner?” https://ngl.link/karlirobbins